? oya laugh small ?

1. Lawyer:wizzy, please tell the court how you entered a house to steal which has an electrical Barn wire on it's fence.
Me: Your honour, with all due respect, I'm here to answer for the crime I committed and not to disclose the secrets of my profession ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

2. If I die today, 30 girls will be single.
Yes! I know why I'm saying this ? ? ? ? ? don't ask Me just face ya business

3. So Cardi B came to Nigeria and Glo users are just hearing it now? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?

4. When visiting those in the prison, also visit those that have been chained with engagement ring, they are all in prison ? ? ? ? ? ? ? # not my handwriting biko ?

5. The way to a woman's heart is so narrow but when ever money is involved, it as wide as Lagos to Benin express way
legends understand ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

6. People can joke with their destiny o, how can you fake transfer with Babalawo? ? ? ? ? ? chayii ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️

7. Police escort NEPA to go cut another police station light.
life is so unfair ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Trust no one

8. Do short people also say "I will be with you shortly" or "I will be with you as I am?" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

9. Use protection you no hear, now he's not picking your calls since he went back to Malaysia.
Ntoor
auntie wise up ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

10)forget lock down you deserve to be happy
better laugh out

11. Once they start putting each other on their Dp, trust me, they are no longer using condom
chayii wisdom wee not kill me one day ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

12. when your new phone mistakenly falls down, if you like be Muslim,if you like be babalawo, you must shout "JESUS!" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

13. For those of you going OFF and ON in my life, I will make sure I switched off the socket myself before una burn something for me ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

14. one thing 10 users.
sister shey na hotspot
only malians can relate ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

15. Girls ehh, ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful, she now wears it everyday ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

16. Poverty is not good o, my neighbour woke up around 2am, opened his window and shouted "Who did I offend oo" and went back to sleep ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Power of weed

17. Anytime my crush Walk pass me, in my mind I wish we were chickens ? ? if you know, you know ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

18. Once nowadays girls get married, they stop coming online, stop posting pictures. so na husband all of una dey find here abi?
me sef dey find wife oo
? ? ? ? ? ? ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️

19.Today I woke up around 5:30am to brush my teeth and I Saw some girls returning home, please can someone tell me where they are coming back from? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

20.Please sanitizer is not a body lotion, I sat next to a girl in the bus and she is just smelling like General hospital ward11B ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

21.I heard that fat girls picture don't download rather they install ? ? ? ? ? not my # handwriting biko ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

22. Any guy toasting a girl because of her profile picture probably has never bought anything from Jumia before
few can relate ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

23.If you can't pray in English, please use your dialect, which one is "Lord you are nothing without me?
Imagine going to hell because of grammar ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?‍♂️ ?‍♂️

24. Nothing pains a lady more than you touching her and she says stop and you stopped.
Bro, you are a loser
meaning I Don fuck up many times be that chayii why me ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

25. That embarrassing moment when he removes your bra and the N200 you hide for transport falls off.
ladies shaa ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

26. Them say make you drink slimming tea and you buy bread join am.
Are you okay? Just asking ni oo ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

27. My dear, hope the person you are dating is also dating you?
just asking shaa?
before you start fooling y'all sef ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

29. My dear, perfume is good and important, roll-on is better and more important but taking your bath regularly is the best and most important ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
# fact

30. Nowadays, some Teenage girls have seen more boxers than Anthony Joshua ? ? ? ? # only few can understand ? ? ?

31.My sister hustle o ? ?
no be every problem nyash fit solve
just saying ? ? ? ?

32. No matter how strong a lady is, she has a weak spot and sometimes all she needs is a hug, sorry money ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

33. Whites: I'm a prostitute
Blacks: I don't date broke guys ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

34. when I say women are beautiful, I mean the independent once, not you tax collectors
ya not among oo ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

35. Most Nigerian girls get beauty, get brain, get respect, na only transport fare remain

shift let me faint small ? ? ? ?

36. Tall girls are naturally friendly, they apologize when they go wrong, but you see those Hi malt bottle girls? They are very stubborn ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

37. Them steal D.P.O phone inside police station.
This country too sweet
film yapa ? ?

38. You say you don tire for life and you wan die, but you still dey look right and left before you cross road, you sure say you really wan die?
just asking ? ? ? ? ? ?

39. Some people are so heartless, how can you borrow perfume from someone and after spraying it, you spray on the clothes you will be wearing on Sunday. sweet 16 court dresses
what nonsense is that? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

40. After sex
Girl: wizzy I love you ? ?
Me: My sister, na so life be o ? ? ? ? ?

41. So after sex, ladies still hide to wear pant??
Sai ? ? ?‍♂️ but wat for
just won know ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

42. I pity guys who argue with women, how can you be arguing with Someone that water hasn't touched her Head for 2 Months ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

43. I thought I've seen it all, until I Saw Teni Weds Naira Marley.
"TenNaira 2020"
wow ? ? ?

44. Just last month we were all dancing egungun be careful ? ? ? ? Not knowing the whole world is about to enter express ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

45. This isolation period will help us discover our hidden talents,I didn't even know I can plate hair ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

46. The most happiest people in Nigeria now are the Jehovah witness because they know everyone is at home
chayi Coro why ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

47. Some times Expired weed ? can make you go ? home, stare at your wife and ask her
"My sister when are you getting married"..
power of Weed

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